Monday 22 September 2014

SIGNS OF A GOOD WIFE

1. If your Girlfriend come to your house
and join you in drinking garri, marry her.

2. If you take her to a restaurant and she
picked gala/ pure-water instead of
expensive meals, She is understanding


3. If she sees someone with Bugatti but
decided to follow you with keke, my
brother na your bone be that.


4. She come to your house and washed
even your brothers and sisters clothes, marry
her fast.


5. You gave her 50K for shopping but she
went for # okirika and bring back 45K to
you, marry her because she read economics.


6. She will call you everyday and ask if you
need recharge card, brother claim her oh.


7. If the girl used to give you her pocket
money every week, She loves you


8. If both of you enter bus she will pay,
That is a good sign


9. Whenever the girl is eating with you and
she's eating only bone while you eat meat,
marry her.


10. If she don't request anything from you,
marry her as fast as you can.


BUT... WHO CAN FIND SUCH WOMAN IN THIS
21ST CENTURY..

Saturday 20 September 2014

SIGNS OF A WIFE MATERIAL




1. If your Girlfriend come to your house
and join
you in drinking garri, marry her.
2. If you take her to a restaurant and she
picked gala/ pure-water instead of
expensive
meals, She is understanding
3. If she sees someone with Bugatti but
decided to follow you with keke, my
brother na
your bone be that.
4. She come to your house and washed
even
your brothers and sisters clothes, marry
her
fast.
5. You gave her 50K for shopping but she
went for # okirika and bring back 45K to
you,
marry her because she read economics.
6. She will call you everyday and ask if you
need recharge card, brother claim her oh.
7. If the girl used to give you her pocket
money
every week, She loves you
8. If both of you enter bus she will pay,
That is
a good sign
9. Whenever the girl is eating with you and
she's eating only bone while you eat meat,
marry her.
10. If she don't request anything from you,
m
arry her as fast as you can.
BUT... WHO CAN FIND SUCH WOMAN IN THIS
21ST CENTURY..

Thursday 11 September 2014

Is this true love or what?




Once upon a time there was a girl name Sandra who had a boyfriend called James. That Monday morning Sandra want to go and weave her hair, her boyfriend had to follow her to show a sign of love for her. But a surprising thing happens. That very day, after weaving her hair the weather became cloudy and wanted to rain, the boyfriend did something terrible. The hair was too beautiful for the rain to touch, so he cut off her and put it inside a bag so that the should not touch it.
Question
1. was the boyfriend foolish or wise?
2. Is it true love?